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Queen bee
GO BILLS!
1/5/2018 1:53:33 PM EST

Queen bee
Hi sweet TC and Chal !!!!!!!!!
1/5/2018 1:51:16 PM EST

Queen bee
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Windchill --- 30 , got close to a foot of snow with more on the way!!!! Guess I have to get the private jet out, and dust her off.
1/5/2018 1:50:09 PM EST
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Toecutter
Yeah right. Must be super stubborn or super stoooooopid! I'll go with the latter!
1/5/2018 1:49:29 PM EST
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hopsing12
That Fake azzhole always gets his azz handed to him and still comes back for more!
1/5/2018 1:20:26 PM EST
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Chaly S
Down goes Fakefuk, Down goes Fakefuk!
1/5/2018 12:24:56 PM EST
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Toecutter
FakeFifeFool got knocked the fukk out!!
1/5/2018 12:22:26 PM EST
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Carnac
KC Chiefs have lost 5 straight home playoff games, longest streak in NFL history. Food for thought.
1/5/2018 9:48:20 AM EST
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Carnac
The wife and I were in Palm Springs in August '95. They had not yet had any precip that year. Not a drop.
1/5/2018 9:38:51 AM EST
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Toecutter
Been cold and dry here Carn's. 88 days without rain or snow. I'm pulling for Kate's Bills but think home teams are gonna roll.
1/5/2018 9:25:49 AM EST
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Carnac
So, the obvious picks for the weekend are all the home teams. Any upsets, TC? Any road team gonna jump up and surprise? I'm thinking Buffalo could
1/5/2018 9:17:19 AM EST
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Carnac
How's the weather in your neck of the woods, TC?
1/5/2018 9:12:06 AM EST
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Carnac
Well, TC, if numbnutz wanted new material, he got it.
1/5/2018 9:10:23 AM EST
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Carnac
When TBag dies, the only ones at his funeral gonna be the mangy neighborhood stray dog and that "special" kid who rode on the back of the short bus with him every day to reform school.
1/5/2018 9:09:47 AM EST
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Toecutter
Damn Carn's, that is some fresh funny chit by the truckload! Guess Ballshiners can't cry about chit now, except when he goes to the head to pee!
1/5/2018 9:08:53 AM EST
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Carnac
When TBag dies, even his fugly momma gonna be like,"Free at last! Free at Last! Thank God Almighty, I'm free at last." Translated, that means she don't hafta buy Cheetos and Spaghetti-Os at Costco anymore.
1/5/2018 9:06:08 AM EST
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Carnac
When TBag dies, his limpness will even kick rigor mortis's asss. The mortician will be shaking his head in amazement at the boy's ability to stay limp.
1/5/2018 9:00:30 AM EST
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Carnac
When TBag dies, even the buzzards gonna shake their head and say, "Naaaaaw, waiter, just gimme a salad today."
1/5/2018 8:58:53 AM EST
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Carnac
When TBag dies, the flowers on his grave will be very healthy. Folks will be fertilizing those bad boys 24-7-365.
1/5/2018 8:56:51 AM EST
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Carnac
When TBag dies, folks won't be wearing black armbands in memoriam and sorrow. They'll be wearing pink frilly ones that smell funny.
1/5/2018 8:55:30 AM EST
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Carnac
When TBag dies, they're gonna donate all his organs.....to the "Starving Pitbulls of America Foundation."
1/5/2018 8:53:10 AM EST
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Carnac
When Tbag dies, instead of flags flying at half mast, they're gonna lengthen the flag pole and raise that sumbiitch as high as they can.
1/5/2018 8:51:52 AM EST
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Carnac
When your corpse is 6 feet under, even the maggots gonna be like, "Naaaw, I just ate. Couldn't eat another bite. Thanks anyway. I'll pass."
1/5/2018 8:49:13 AM EST
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Carnac
When you die, the funeral will be closed casket, that's for sure. No one wants to see your ugly face when you're alive, they sure as fukk don't wanna see it when you're dead.
1/5/2018 8:44:48 AM EST
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Carnac
You gutless, short-bus-riding, no pussey-getting pimple-faced living in yer ugly mama's basement freak.
1/5/2018 8:43:06 AM EST
 
 
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